Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious

by Death Menace March 5, 2023

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

Kiss girlfriend day

On Oct 28 it’s national Kiss your girlfriend day

Hey bby “grabs girlfriend and kisses her” ily on kiss girlfriend day

by Girlfriend_Boyfriends October 27, 2021

Girlfriend

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.

Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.

by RayIsDum July 31, 2021

National Makeout with your Girlfriend day

Makeout With Your Girlfriend No Matter What Give Her All Your Love ❤

National Makeout with your Girlfriend day

by ShyGuy=BBC May 10, 2022

girlfriend

something i know i'll never have

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):

by mr.sad December 30, 2021

Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to

by MissingJrn April 17, 2024