Evan and Kate

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple

Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”

by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

evan gramcracker

a tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

Evan

Hot sexy man with a extranordary big penis. People think he has a small penis cuz he asian what is not correct cuz Evans have mostly big penis the size of a 20 cm

His name is defintly Evan he is so hot

by Efegge June 6, 2018

robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.

Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

Evan

The best person ever, the sexiest and funniest. So talented, so cute, everyone's favorite person ever.
He's british tho and a rat, but he's still cute.

I would die for Evan

by papupipo August 25, 2021

Evan

The love of my life. He is the most special person to me and I would do anything for him. Evan is an amazing, sweet, and respectful boy. He always makes your day better and is sad whenever you feel down. People who don't like Evan are ppheads because they don't realize how awesome he is. I think everyone should have an Evan in their lives because he will make you feel special and loved. I love you.

Evan is so short.

Evan likes tanks. Why
evan
is
strange
but sexy.

by iloveevan69 November 23, 2021

evan

a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off

emma: this guy is being mean

carter: i bet it’s an evan

by kyliefleming November 8, 2020