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martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."
"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."
by pvtDouglas March 23, 2019
mugGet the martian dirtmug.

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
mugGet the dirt fetusmug.

dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
mugGet the dirt bike moneymug.

Dirts

Hey man I’m low on cash want to pick up some dirts?
by Freighttrain4578 November 19, 2017
mugGet the Dirtsmug.

Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.
look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
mugGet the Dirt copmug.

Dirt Mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010
mugGet the Dirt Mittmug.

Dirt Mop

A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.
This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol
by K10Lover March 5, 2017
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