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Vincent beard

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)

When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
“Haha , thank you 🙏 it’s all thanks to minoxidil

“Wait , so u got a Vincent beard ?🤣”
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
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Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
by anonymous February 18, 2024
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Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood
My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023
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Ass beard

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
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Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.
by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015
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Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
by kmfa666 July 8, 2010
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Bearded voice

A voice so soothingly masculine it has a beard
“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”

“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard

“A bearded voice indeed.”

“Silence, brit.”
by Ceasze August 5, 2020
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