You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"

"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"

by Baked Bird November 28, 2021

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

Baking

Synonym for the UK slang term 'bait'.
Baking is used to describe something of a dangerous

Used to describe when a situation is particularly troublesome for an individual / collective taking part in typically illegal activities.

"Feds about tonight, bare baking"
"I just lost my Bag, so baking"
"Lost my half z, Bakin' af"

by Ice Wollacum March 15, 2024

Baked as a biscuit

Extremely high

Grandma found my special cake and now she's baked as a biscuit.

by FlyHigh007 March 22, 2024

Baked Henny

When you fuck a subway sandwich

I just got a Baked Henny

by heyyabsa March 23, 2024

Baking

Baking is a term used to describe the action of one or more teammates "trolling" their team or group.

He's baking, he's baking!

by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024