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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
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Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
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hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.
by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013
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Hammer P

1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit

2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon

3. Thinks All Mods Suck
No. You Have Not Got The Insanity To Be At My Level...
by Hammer P October 25, 2004
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It licks hammers

Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.

Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.

The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip
- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.

I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.

This was such a hammer-licking play by you!

This is not good, it licks hammers big time.
by RiuDenise December 28, 2013
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Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit
"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"
by Darthdad May 19, 2022
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Hammer in half

To make a long story short; when a saw is to easy to cut the bullshit and you want it known anger got this done!
If I could hammer in half all peoples problems in the world, peace and happiness would prevail!!.
by Ease of definition November 22, 2017
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