1. My ex wife went on a cruise ship to look for whales, at the end of the day she looked in the mirror and saw one.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.
by Christopher Villarreal December 11, 2021
Noun
Plural, whales
1. A very large marine mammal.
2. A human of incredible size, especially a fat woman with a bad attitude.
3. An individual who has tremendous wealth and likes to flaunt it, especially in casinos, nightclubs, strip clubs, and high-end clothing outlets. Often used as a term of endearment. A loving/affectionate term used only for wealthy people you truly care about.
Verb (1)
Intransitive verb
Whaled; whaling
1. To engage in whale fishing.
2. To pursue fat women after 2:00 AM in an act of drunken, horny desperation.
3. To blast off like all the crypto scammers and YouTubers on Hustler Casino Live. Example: straddle the button to $25K.
Verb (2)
Transitive verb
1. Lash, thrash, hit, defeat soundly.
See also: whale off, whalelike, whale-ish, whale shit, whale estate, whale car/clothes/house/cats, whalin' out
Plural, whales
1. A very large marine mammal.
2. A human of incredible size, especially a fat woman with a bad attitude.
3. An individual who has tremendous wealth and likes to flaunt it, especially in casinos, nightclubs, strip clubs, and high-end clothing outlets. Often used as a term of endearment. A loving/affectionate term used only for wealthy people you truly care about.
Verb (1)
Intransitive verb
Whaled; whaling
1. To engage in whale fishing.
2. To pursue fat women after 2:00 AM in an act of drunken, horny desperation.
3. To blast off like all the crypto scammers and YouTubers on Hustler Casino Live. Example: straddle the button to $25K.
Verb (2)
Transitive verb
1. Lash, thrash, hit, defeat soundly.
See also: whale off, whalelike, whale-ish, whale shit, whale estate, whale car/clothes/house/cats, whalin' out
"Only a true whale says FIJI water isn't good enough."
"Did you whale off at the Gucci store, bro?"
"I heard you were whalin' out at the Rhino last night, bruh."
"Did you whale off at the Gucci store, bro?"
"I heard you were whalin' out at the Rhino last night, bruh."
by Whale_Potential November 06, 2022
by millennial humor is so weird E December 06, 2018
A very fat woman usually accustomed to principles. They easily respond to mating calls especially if you say "doiki doiki". They hate children and adults alike and are very loud both under and above water. They also love child abuse being one of their greatest achievements.
Oi, look at that whale in its natural habitat. oh man is it fat, wait why is it coming here "Fuck off whale" shit shit shit now I have detention.
by SDBS March 18, 2019
My parents are whales.
by bonelesspizza April 14, 2017
"We whaled it"
by Th Official Jaybae Mosleu April 04, 2016