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Scott

A being of pure sex. Legends of Scotts ring out across the world inspiring awe and arousal in everyone that hears his sweet name. Scott’s glorious body is not one you will soon forget, and you may find yourself changing the expectations of what a true man is after laying eyes on the vast splendor of him. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a Scott, make it your life’s mission to bask in his presence. Life without Scott is no life at all.
Good heavens, Jeremiah! I have finally done it. I have found an almighty Scott to guide me on my journey of spiritual enlightenment.”
by Alexander David Lopez May 9, 2022
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Scott

Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
Omg did Scott just eat vasaline

Don't worry his insides are squishy
by TerryLovesYogurt August 6, 2019
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Scott Palmering

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.
Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.
by FlawedHero February 19, 2025
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Bryan Scott

When you're tongue-punching her asshole while she's wearing her favorite furry platypus costume.
She said that she was feeling adventurous, so I'm headed to her place to pull a Bryan Scott on her.
by Bakr mayField May 7, 2021
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Scott

every thing I have collected from the first 9-11 of the Urban Dictionary about the name.

-Chill laid back
-loves alcohol
-Penis 7 inch+
-not afraid of trying new stuff
-will randomly steal/delete your kneecaps

-dashingly handsome and sweetly romantic young and virile human male
-is gentleman in street, is freak in bed
- for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Scott, don't try it. These women are used Scotts, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in body to change.
-is depressed and completely self destructive.
-The apex of human Civilization

-Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs
-A absolute fucking bad ass that will fuck your bitch
-Truly the most intelligent, wise, beautiful, talented man ever
-Known throughout the realm for his devilish wit, powers of seduction, infinite charm, bulging bicep veins, ripped abs, perfect glutes and enormous phallus
-It is fabled that just one of his infinite sperm(all of which are the size of tic-tacs) can impregnate multiple women/feminine men/women-like animals/feminine men-like animals simultaneously
-A sex symbol spelled with two t's
-Smells nice
-See:jesus christ, chuck Norris
-is Powerful, sexy, kind, caring, thoughtful, protective, responsible, selfless
-Men with this name usually have very big, thick dick's and can last for hours
-also know how to please women orally
Person1: what's your name?
Person2: Scott.
by Random_Bulgarian_Man November 21, 2024
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SCOTT

a scott is a guy who gets angry when you write about him on urban dictionary, so he tries to write about you but gets stuck in the process. also is good at games like brawl stars and krunker
"hah, i wrote about scott on urban dictionary and he got vary angry"
"well i got killed by scott in both krunker AND brawl so i guess hes out for revenge"
by TotallyABoomer February 11, 2020
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Scott Chalmers

A person who is nothing more but a true Chad. Never stutters and their speaking skills is at the pinnacle of human speech.
Wow, he's so good at talking, just like Scott Chalmers!
by anhana May 30, 2023
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