by yenjin March 16, 2021
One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.
My neighbor's a one-blocker.
by Dirty Old Omer November 10, 2010
A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
by Don't know don't care August 27, 2015
Did you see Tony at the market last weekend? He was flogging hooky DVDs and Blu-Rays.
Yep, he's a bit of a one, that Tony.
Yep, he's a bit of a one, that Tony.
by Maxx-B March 28, 2020
Underwear; undergarments. Typically used as a uni-sex term referring to panties, boxers, briefs, brassieres and similar. The hyphenated spelling is grammatically correct, however alternate spellings may include: underones, under ones.
by PYLB January 11, 2008
The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.
by rupertthebear March 04, 2014
Johnny: it could be but it is it
Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."
Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."
by it was if it thinks to how July 09, 2020