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One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.
Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”
by dickinyourass August 26, 2018
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One Direction

One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.

One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.

After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.

A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?

Directioner: One Direction.

Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.

Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*

Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-

Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
by Foockinloosah December 8, 2020
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one piece

the longest anime to ever be produced. it is also the most creative, meticulous, and diverse anime.

Monkey D. Luffy dreams to be the king of the pirates. to do so, he must adventure all over the globe, conquer the grand line, then find the one piece(the plot is quite complicated and includes immense amounts of world building; but it’s worth it)! He joins a directionally challenged swordsman, kleptomaniac navigator, pinocchio, Gordon Ramsey, a walking plushy, tortured genius/hottie, pansexual android, the poster child of hot topic, living sushi, and a furry’s free pass.

Seasons are categorized by adventure. Zoro is a true feminist. I might legit be into Robin. Their ship is a lamb then a lion, and everyone can get superpowers if they eat nasty fruit.

Fact: Truly the best anime of all time. Also government is evil, so it’s realistic.
Person 1: If I die before One Piece is finished, there was no reason for me being alive.

Person 2: Ye
by weird seed August 6, 2022
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Hot One

by Problemchild342 October 20, 2020
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which one is this

A South Afrikan question used to gain clarity over a genuinely confusing topic/occurrence.
E.g. Thabo sees giraffe meat offered as a platter at a restaurant in Sandton.
Thabo: Eh! Which one is this now ?
by iicebear23 September 12, 2019
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One Whitman

A boy promoting “mindfulnessactivity done by a high school
Guy: “ I ain’t trying to deal with One Whitman today”
Everyone: “One Whitman everybody knows the rules”
by JuanTwo November 18, 2019
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Part one

Part one of my two-part definitions
by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020
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