Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under
Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt
by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023
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Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact
Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby
by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018
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The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
by Rey Marsh April 05, 2024
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NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".
by Faymkonzi June 01, 2019
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touch antenna

"Touch antennae" is a metaphorical expression referring to the act of connecting or communicating on a personal and intuitive level, much like how insects use their antennae to sense their surroundings. See “grok.”
I like their vibe. I want to touch antenna about an idea I have for them.
by OG_Miggysmalls January 20, 2024
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Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.
"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
by pupl0ver234 February 23, 2010
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Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019
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