A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.
by Urbrotherbrudda June 3, 2018
Get the non car guymug. A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.
Dude, look at that john mark car!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
by Creeper Patrol! April 4, 2008
Get the john mark carmug. A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
by Anqi July 1, 2008
Get the i'd hit it -- with a carmug. by Linda McCartney December 28, 2008
Get the Drive My Carmug. A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!
by I, Wreckerrr July 11, 2021
Get the relationship is like a carmug. An Alcoholic beverage made up of two main ingredients Natural Light or Ice and a shot of Vladimir Vodka or Bankers Club (only if Vladdy is not available) you simply drop the shot into the beer and drink as fast as possible trying to bite back the taste of vomit. This drink is typically served at a high school party in Clifton Heights, Pennsylvania or the towns immediately adjacent to Clifton such as Springfield, Upper Darby, Darby, Aldan and Landsdowne.
Jeff: I want to get fucked up tonight but i don't have much money, what should i do?
Crowd of Ninjas (from Clifton): We would suggest some Clifton Car Bombs.
Crowd of Ninjas (from Clifton): We would suggest some Clifton Car Bombs.
by JHitch November 3, 2010
Get the Clifton Car Bombmug.