Santa-Sauced: The condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing Santa Claus in some mall somewhere. Drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, fucken soccer moms.
Teenager 1: Hey Jimmy, why don’t we go home and get your little bro so he can see Santa Clause and get his picture and shit.
Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.
Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?
Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.
Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.
Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?
Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 December 2, 2011
Get the Santa-Saucedmug. A female who is very attractive that likes to be sassy and kinky towards you at the same time.
In Other words, someone who wants to fu*k you and someone you want to fu*k
In Other words, someone who wants to fu*k you and someone you want to fu*k
Sexual undertones while being Sweet and sour at the same time? That’s a sauce cat
My girlfriend is a sauce cat
Damn she’s a freak in the sheets, she’s a sauce cat
Look at that girl being all cheeky and spicy, she’s definitely a sauce cat.
My girlfriend is a sauce cat
Damn she’s a freak in the sheets, she’s a sauce cat
Look at that girl being all cheeky and spicy, she’s definitely a sauce cat.
by Unknownsoulless March 31, 2021
Get the Sauce catmug. Billy: Hey John, can you pass that barmebecue sauce
John: Shut the fuck up, I'm so sick of your shit, you better go back to school and finish middle school
John: Shut the fuck up, I'm so sick of your shit, you better go back to school and finish middle school
by Lethal is a bot June 14, 2020
Get the barmebecue saucemug. The anal and/or vaginal cream pie slurped up by cuckolded men after their wives/girlfriends are fucked by at least one stranger.
by jockclarlarjockk April 18, 2017
Get the Cuck Saucemug. Approximately four chicken wings deep, when the level of buffalo sauce on your fingers reaches a point where you can no longer touch any other object in sight (beer glass, cell phone, etc.) without smearing sauce all over it
The waitress didn’t bring any wet naps, I’m not touching these wings until I know I won’t end up shackled to the sauce forever
by Douche Nuke May 10, 2018
Get the Shackled to the Saucemug. this word/ 2 words are only used by terribly stupid teenagers after mishearing the food product "brandy sauce", not often heard or used so if you ever hear this you should know the person stating it is extremely fucking stupid.
by Nathanael212 January 3, 2023
Get the bradley saucemug. Using peroxide developer to whiten white shoes. Can be purchased at Sally Beauty Supply. Or obtained from a licensed cosmetologist. 40 volume works best.
by colorfanatic July 6, 2016
Get the sole saucemug.