sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

Sad D

A worldwide sex symbol, you are named this if you are believed to be the hottest woman alive.

Can also mean a woman who is juicy, used sexually.

A name.

E.g

Person: Hewwo Sad D u vewwy seggsy

Sad D: IK I'm very sad d

by Xutie June 22, 2023

SAD

Being sad is sad itself. You need to be alone and sometimes you block someone out because your sad. If you looked up sad that's just sad.😥

Examle:
Person 1:Hey are you ok?
Person 2:NO IM SAD,GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

by Sad and alone February 9, 2020

sad

suck a dick

-“you are one ugly ass bitch”
-“sad”

by anonymous November 12, 2023

what a sad

when someting is so sad it makes you cry a 10000 times

someone dies

billy:what a sad

by what a sad guy June 2, 2019

Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.

This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating

by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021

i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.

also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.

by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022