You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Ambiguous Thing

Someone who snuck onto the earth and because of that research needs to be done on the thing immediately. the thing is not special whatsoever

"have you seen that girl over there."
"Yes! What an ambiguous thing"

by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023

Ramsey thing

When something awful but hilarious happens to you just because God decided you needed one more thing to deal with…and your name is Ramsey

“My car broke down on the way to work”
“That’s such a ramsey thing to happen to you”

by arthurmorgan October 10, 2022

Mapenzi thing

Hash found on the ground or in roaches

I have to find my mapenzi thing cause i have no normal weed left.

Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?

by Bbgg1127 May 16, 2021

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Orfal thing

Adjective. When something is described as 'Orfal thing' it is very displeasing and not satisfactory. It may be offensive or simply grotesque in nature. It is the antonym of 'Orsam thing'. Note that capital letter in the spelling.

This is Orfal thing, because just look at it, it's a mess!

by pingascheese November 1, 2009

The Thing

A level 5 sexual move in which you need rocks and dirt. To preform this move you must nut on the bitches back and then right before she has time to react throw the rocks and dirt on her

I just did The Thing to a bitch last night.

by Big Dick Fella June 17, 2023