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knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023
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Grundle Knuckle

Grundle Knuckle is when the taint is rubbed or massaged to cause a dude to cum
Bruce was getting an old fashioned HJ and Stacy wanted to speed things up and gave him the old Grundle Knuckle to help him cum more.
by DanielleWhittier May 5, 2023
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Knuckles the Echidna

Knuckles the Echidna is a dumb loser idiot
by Ultlifeform February 11, 2023
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The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)
Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?
by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022
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itchy knuckles

a term used by usually combat sport athletes, meaning wanting a fight
damn bro I’m getting itchy knuckles I needa get in the octagon
by intellectualmma December 6, 2022
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cock knuckle

When you are knuckle deep in your own asshole and then you lick it then shove it u yo bitches nose hole.
"Dude yesterday she didn't want to do anal so I hit her with the cock knuckle."

"Me next?"
by Joenigger December 16, 2022
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Knuckle Hug

Gently squeezing a females camel toe using your index and middle finger at the second knuckle.
Every time your girl is wearing tights I give her a knuckle hug behind your back.
by Q.Duluth January 2, 2023
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