Josing

The act of taking a poop before showering, and wiping with your hand in the shower instead of toilet paper.

Dude, josing is so much better than wiping. It doesn’t waste toilet paper, and it feels good

by Wafflesusser67 April 9, 2024

Jose

A really attractive strapping young lad that is definitely going to be fucking the entire cheerleading squad at your local highschool, no matter what country you live in. His testosterone levels are so damn high they could be compared to the potency of the ash cloud that emerged from Mount Vesuvius. His high testosterone level also gives him the ability to travel back in time and he is known for making sudden appearances in historical photographs. He can often be found rizzing up your girlfriend, and he's not afraid of fucking lesbians. If anything, he seeks lesbians out. He also has an iq of 160 which is why he has been able to evade the FBI for the last 60 years.

Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"

Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?

(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)

Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"

by dskvnjefdv April 15, 2024

jose s

literally one of the most manipulative people in the world. scrawny and toxic. tries to blame everything on depression and asthma.

"i have a caca boyfriend"
"whats his name"
"jose s"

by LA6 April 30, 2024

Jose

The prettiest, most handsome boy ever. He’s very smart and creative and the funniest person ever. He’s so handsome that you can never keep your eyes off him, he’s pure perfection <3

I wish my boyfriend was as cool as Jose

by jellystarz May 19, 2024

Jose

Jose is the best guy ever. He’s sweet and funny and smart and creative. He’s so handsome that you can never keep your eyes off him. He deserves all the happiness in the world, I love him very much.

I wish my boyfriend was as cool as Jose

by jellystarz May 22, 2024

Jose

Jose’s are spontaneous humans who adore pleasing the ones they care most about. They have a bit of a feisty side to them with loads of attitude. Theirs never a dull moment with a Jose! To have one as your best friend is rare since they rarely trust anyone, despite how easy it is for them to make friends. Jose’s tend to think of others needs before their own, which can lead for them to bottle up their emotions. They love spoiling the ones they care most about and refuse to let you pay for anything. If you have a jose as your friend, you’re one lucky person!

Jose loves to binge watch harry potter movies and wishes he was a wizard himself!

by taurusgang November 30, 2021

jose ignacio

a really fun loving father to rey, marilyn, roman, athziry and jacob. he’s very funny and very handsome. jose ignacio is very young looking even tho he has many children. he wakes up at 4am just to go to the gym and comes back just in time to make breakfast for his kids before they make their way to school. has a hugeeee shoe collection. he loves watching anime especially gouku and naruto. very active person.

oh my goodness, your dad is jose ignacio??? man i wish he was my dad…

by ola medusa December 1, 2021