Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023

Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.

Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!

by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023

Puffy Jones

A red-headed guy with a high THC tolerance, who is always stoned

Wow look at Puffy! He is so stoned.
Puffy Jones!! What's up??

by harryhti10hi November 21, 2018

frazer jones

Frazer jones is Hot dark hair caring and will do anything to protect his friends

Frazer jones: hey are you ok
Girl: no that guy is bullying me
Frazer jones: I'll go kick his ass

by Deane Sheffield November 30, 2018

Ffion Jones

A absolute Peng Girl Located In wales, who is kind, loving and over all just perfect.

"Damn is that Ffion Jones, she is steaming!"

by Ffionisfuckingpeng December 5, 2018

summer breeze jones

a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.

guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"

guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"

by hooligan hoolio December 8, 2018