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hood mona lisa

by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020
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hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.
Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night
by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008
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Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.
i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.
by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023
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hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers
Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky
by mr. jacker November 19, 2018
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steam hood

the hooded part of the vagina; just above the clit. It usually glissens.
On a hot day, say this to your comely neighbor: Steam hood?
by Gorgone August 11, 2003
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Hood Clip

The hood clip is a video filmed from a usually bad camera which depicts people getting majorly injured or doing illegal activities in the hood.
Cool Guy: Bro, did you see that new hood clip on reddit? This black guy got cut in half by a snapped telephone pole wire! It was hilarious
Fat Cuck: You are sick in the head.
by robotniggasexgrapefruit April 7, 2022
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hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.
I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.
by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025
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