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Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.
Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still
by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022
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The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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National 2 girlfriend day

If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do
For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day
by LindaleHell November 25, 2020
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Girlfriend

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.
Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
by RayIsDum July 31, 2021
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girlfriend

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):
by mr.sad December 30, 2021
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