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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022
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HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS

When a CENTRAL PLACE FUNCTION with another HOMOSEXUAL committs massive bank fraud along with TELLERS to EFFECT.
This was on APRIL 1, 2022 as I had later gotten a RAMEN SOUP in HOLLSDALE FOOD COURT and my number was number 52. Before that ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE who is ALAN I WALDMAN went into the BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO who with STARBUCKS there have STRIGGER'S relations , as so what happened I opened up my suitcases to get my money out and closed them right away and sat on the floor looking at LANGUAGE BOOKS and I finally decided on two , so it was SWEDISH and ERITREA LANGUAGE DICTIONARY'S so when I went to pay for them "I WAS ACCOSTED BY THIS HOMOSEXIAL and his SECURITY FRIEND as the HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS planning in place already and they stop me from paying and made me leave the store" THE point at this experience "they assumed I shoplift but they are dumb asses as I don't in fact I just got buying over $50 worth of books on this pivotal "WOULD BE MENLO PARK attack date of getting JACKED OUT OF MY PROPERTY by "the BIG PLAN , JAMES PARK SUBWAY SH00TER HOTEL LADY GAGA instigator , " as they were burning mad at me as you will see in the ,"URBAN DICTIONARY, "JUST THE FACTS MAM".
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022
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National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith
Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?
by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022
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Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first
Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch
by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022
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First gentleman

First gentleman or first dude if he's not a gentleman is what the husband of a female president would be called. The primo uomo.
The first gentleman was as good at sports, cooking, welding, or sewing as those girls (his competitive sisters), and he straightened them right out.
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
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Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way
Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*
by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022
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First Anime Syndrome

FAS or First Anime Syndrome is a condition that happens when someone completes their first anime and instantly think nothing will ever top it and label it as goated.

Common animes that lead to FAS include: Naruto, One Piece, Demon Slayer, and Attack on Titan.
Person 1 - "Yo Naruto is the most goated show ever and nothing will ever top it."

Person 2 - "stfu man you just got first anime syndrome"
by AntiBiasContent November 11, 2022
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