a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018

A very adorably handsome best boio with the personality of a fucking god. He's so amazing I would die for him. A very lovely and amazing man who will protect you if he trusts you, get on his good side and nothing but laughter and joyous moments are coming your way.
"Man, Evan is such an amazing person!"
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
by Perhaps Atlas. <33 March 31, 2022

As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends
That guy's name is Evan. He make me laugh
by Pizzasuicide March 12, 2022

Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
by arandomhoomanperson August 16, 2020

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by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off
by kyliefleming November 8, 2020
