Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

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Evan is an amazing person yet many are easily intimidated by his intelligence and his goals in life. Evan is very closed off yet very social if you get in his circle never let him go he is easily gonna be the person who will help you and guide you to a safe pathway but once he finds the one he loves he will be with them on the path till the end of time.If you are evans lover you are the luckiest person alive no one will ever understand you as much as evan and on that note love you unconditionally. evan is quick to his opinions and sticks with them for as long as he believes,he doesn’t like getting proven wrong because most of the time he is right. evan will most likely end up successful and he will stick up for himself during life down an successful path, he is the most charming comfortable guy you’ll ever meet and funny i mean he could be a comedian.he is also hot asf i mean HOLY CRAP!!! and he will be madly in love with who he is with now forever.

“your dating evan?” “FUCK YEAH”

by bumwatergreywater November 2, 2022

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Martyn Evans

Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.

Martyn Evans ate all of the food

by KlausMik August 9, 2022

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evan mckernan

A fuckin Nob Head

Is used in a sentence such as evan mckernan is a faggot jewish fag

by Cormax August 8, 2019

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Evan

Evan is such an amazing guy. He will do anything for a girl and is such a gentleman. Usually having longer hair he is so cute. Evan’s are one of the type of people you want to keep around you.

Evan Elliott if you are reading this right now I love you

Evan is a gentleman

by Caelyn<3 November 22, 2021

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