dan

dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia

dan smears poop

by smearspoop April 30, 2019

Double and Dan

Waiting for your friends to go on a double date and then climb through their window to cum on there assets. Could be their oven, TV or pets.

Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan

by DA.DI October 24, 2019

Dan bellar

When you shit in a girl or guys mouth and shove it down with your dick or a dildo.

I want you to chock me out with the Dan bellar

by Immalicku January 21, 2024

Thi Hong Dan

Very unique like her name. She's very nice and generous. She like to eat chicken. Playing ball is what she like. Also she was born as a star. If you ever meet meet, justs give her food.

You're wonderful Thi Hong Dan

by Unicornn123 April 17, 2017

Dan reid

Commonly known as an eshay lad

sexiest man alive, insanely sexy hairdu and exceptionally exquisit at all sports

Boys want to be dan reid, girls want to be with him.

by Heymatekajfjsna May 14, 2015

dirty dan

when you want your girl to me-hoy your minoy, but all she does is laugh at your pin head.

"hey bro why are you so sad" "I'm sad because my girl dirty danned me last night bro"

by Idon'tknowya19 February 10, 2025

dan

looks like cal the dragon when he wears a headband. cannot drive for shit.

person 1: did you hear about dan?
person 2: no and i don’t want to i hate that loser

by zestydentist June 20, 2022