you must do all of the following while rock hard
highjack a plane while fucking everyone on it, and impregnating every woman on it, now once the plane lands, escape authorities, go home and have a rest, repete this every day for the next 10 years, you will need really short flights, now take all the children that ere born from the shit youve done for 10 years and raise them as soldiers and attempt to take over a city, once you have suceded you may take a well deserves 5 year break, however, rest well as the following will be conplicaded, as you will need to go through every base from 1st to 96th with 100 women, take the children that will most likely be born from this and put them in an arena and make them all fight to the death, raise the last surviving child and pit them against your strongest worrier from the army you used to take over the city, you should now be left with only one child, after all this you must raise the child like a normal child and set them free into society ans a reletively normal, functioning memner of society and yes YOU MUST DO ALL OF THIS WHILE HARD OR IT DOES NOT COUNT
highjack a plane while fucking everyone on it, and impregnating every woman on it, now once the plane lands, escape authorities, go home and have a rest, repete this every day for the next 10 years, you will need really short flights, now take all the children that ere born from the shit youve done for 10 years and raise them as soldiers and attempt to take over a city, once you have suceded you may take a well deserves 5 year break, however, rest well as the following will be conplicaded, as you will need to go through every base from 1st to 96th with 100 women, take the children that will most likely be born from this and put them in an arena and make them all fight to the death, raise the last surviving child and pit them against your strongest worrier from the army you used to take over the city, you should now be left with only one child, after all this you must raise the child like a normal child and set them free into society ans a reletively normal, functioning memner of society and yes YOU MUST DO ALL OF THIS WHILE HARD OR IT DOES NOT COUNT
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
Get the 97th basemug. The set of relation ship bases for asexuals. (As in asexual relationships it can be a lot more romantic and emotional than a heterosexual or homosexual relationship and can take longer for intimate contact to occur or it will never happen at all)
1st base : holding hands
2nd base: hugging
3rd base : light kissing (cheek etc)
4th base : cuddling
5th base : French kissing
1st base : holding hands
2nd base: hugging
3rd base : light kissing (cheek etc)
4th base : cuddling
5th base : French kissing
Girl 1 : oh my god! July went to 5th base with her girlfriend last night
Girl 2: yeah but it was ace bases
Girl 2: yeah but it was ace bases
by Honeybea March 22, 2017
Get the Ace basesmug. by Oure April 21, 2021
Get the Based & Celtpilledmug. On 20th January, you can beat the living shit out of a furry, tiktok user, genshin impact player, or any obese person or make fun of them without any consequences while listening to "free bird". You can do this any day, but this is the day they cannot retaliate
by anonymous January 16, 2023
Get the based daymug. Pronounciation: Bay-See
It is an abbreviation for baseball bat, often used by rappers.
Abbreviation origin: German language
It is an abbreviation for baseball bat, often used by rappers.
Abbreviation origin: German language
by SickthatDuck June 1, 2018
Get the basemug. by Assembly August 7, 2021
Get the Basedmug. a politically correct term for an Indian burn where a base in a stunt group for cheer catches her flyer in a cradle and skin on the arm gets twisted like an Indian burn.
by Oxnerd will all those Hobbies August 13, 2015
Get the Base burnmug.