Twinkle Monkey

A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.
"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"

"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"
by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009
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monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.
Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...
by occamsrazor42 November 19, 2010
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Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen
Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.
by le Monkeys November 25, 2020
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Curly Monkey

When someone is being a pain to handle.
Don't you think Emilia is a total Curly Monkey.
by Montague_Sun October 18, 2021
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G-Monkey

A person who knows how to be chill and kick back.
"Yo dude you wanna chill at my house like a straight G-Monkey and fucking get hard while watching Bob Ross?"
by Bigboner123 April 12, 2017
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Monkey Round

A sneaky round that involves consumption not involving the lads.
You go to the footy with the lads. Tom goes to the toilet and returns with no pies. Jimmy Mac asks "Did you not get the pies in?" Tom replies "They've got no pies left" Jimmy Mac notices pie crumbs round Tom's chops suggesting that Tom did infact have a sneaky pie. This is a monkey round.
by TommyBear July 17, 2015
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