by Howufigure? April 26, 2021
Get the German Banana mug.Chavvy bitches who wear orange makeup, handbags up to their armpits and enjoy pop music. They don't understand life because their parents have way too much money, and they're often attention seeking only children. Usually found in groups of 2 or 7. Commonly named Emily.
Emily: omg i cant stop looking at myself and making strange faces as i take selfies.
Normal human: Shes a massive banana girl.
Normal human: Shes a massive banana girl.
by Jablehb June 15, 2022
Get the Banana Girl mug.When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock
Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana
Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright
Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright
by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022
Get the What's on the banana mug.*teacher asks who want a free banana*
Thomas’s mind: BaNaNa!? Me want >:)
Thomas: runs and grabs all of the bananas and doesn’t share
Other kids: Ugh it’s the banana king again :(
Thomas’s mind: BaNaNa!? Me want >:)
Thomas: runs and grabs all of the bananas and doesn’t share
Other kids: Ugh it’s the banana king again :(
by Livi Rose March 24, 2022
Get the Banana King mug.When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.
See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.
See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.
Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.
Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.
Person 1: Ah. Typical.
Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.
Person 1: Ah. Typical.
by yoshi12 March 14, 2017
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Get the Banana Bugs mug.Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.
by 32121 April 21, 2018
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