Niyah : Heyy Babyy y u dont b tmb nm ?
Jay : Myb ma I'll do better
Niyah : Mmm okayy
Jay : Y ion see fat ma nm ?
Niyah : Csss u don't b textinnn meee
Jay: Ohhh mybbbb mama
Jay : Myb ma I'll do better
Niyah : Mmm okayy
Jay : Y ion see fat ma nm ?
Niyah : Csss u don't b textinnn meee
Jay: Ohhh mybbbb mama
by Aliyahhh January 8, 2024
Get the Fat Mamug. Accepting the future outcome, good or bad. It also means suppressing any feeling of uncertainty because you know that kvass is on its way and spinach is beyond your days.
by DaggCaptur August 5, 2023
Get the Dak ma jölmug. A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
Get the Facebook mamug. person 1: "oh whos that on your wallpaper"
me:"thats allen ma shi quan, hes talented and beautiful, hes my idol"
person 1:"oh youre right, he does look pretty"
me:"thats allen ma shi quan, hes talented and beautiful, hes my idol"
person 1:"oh youre right, he does look pretty"
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the allen ma shi quanmug. A smart person who always cares for everyone and is alway nice. A Jeffrey Ma is a really hilarious person who everyone likes. Jeffrey Ma will alway be successful in life and will rarely fail.
by Jeff is the best November 9, 2020
Get the jeffrey mamug. It is a made-up word commonly used in Malaysia, especially in Johor Bahru. It means a person who's obsessed with his/her crush, mostly his, so they make videos and portfolio about them. they are also known as 'creep' or 'stalker'
(You pronounce it like jā-má-sùn)
(You pronounce it like jā-má-sùn)
by DONALD TRUMP IS GOD March 9, 2020
Get the ja-ma-soonmug. 