cest le zombie

he is a cool man and he gives me money so that i can do more!!!!

yes

Hey, has cest le zombie given us the kidneys yet?
Yeah! He got around to it yesterday!

by Spit 2 March 8, 2021

Zombie

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.

Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.

by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011

Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

zombie

zombie- undead creature, usually of human nature, has a insatisfiable craving for humam flesh and brains, really annoying, and hard to kill, as they are already dead.. Also, if a person has been bitten, and survives, he/she will die from infection, and come back as a flesh hungry zombie, and will attack the nearest person, regardless of who they are if encountered, run for your life, or trip the person next to you.. a wunderwaffle is a good weapon to have during a zombie outbreak,

As the zombie feasted upon the corpse of his dead friend, Stan ran like a little pussy..

by NAZI-LOVER March 2, 2011

Zombie-ised

To be transformed as one with the Zombie
The art of failing to function in any way shape or form other than that of a sleeping Zombie
The mobile phone staring zombie

" Hey look at that Zombie-ised Moron walking through the sharp and somewhat pointy traffic staring at their mobile phone!"

by Suburbanvoodoo December 8, 2012

zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.

“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP

by Bryn89 August 8, 2022

zombie bozo

When someone is such a bozo that you have to call them a zombie bozo.

You are such a zombie bozo you absolute bozo!

by ThatLastPizzaSlice November 5, 2022