Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011
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Get the Zombie mug.A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.
No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.
by Cring=oops March 23, 2020
Get the Zombie Mat mug.A genre of Roblox games, based around on the Noobs and the Zombies. One game such as Noobs vs Zombies Realish is a game where players are automatically selected to play on the Noobs' team or the Zombies' team. The genre has "interesting" and confusing lore. These are divided into 2 types of sub-genre thingys: Super(EvilAzmil)'s games and somedeviser's games. Super's games are usually more polished, and better, and somedevisers games are usually wonkier, and strange AI. Super is known for his game "The Zombie's Onslaught (TZO)", the main game being discontinued, although there is a "Overhaul Major Update" in progress. One can join the group, enter the main game, put ":overhaultest" in chat, and a GUI will appear on their screen, allowing them to join a server. somedeviser is known for his comedic games such as "Noobs vs Zombies: Realish (NVZR)" and "Noobs vs Zombies: Tycoon 2 (NVZT2)". NVZT2 is not the typical tycoon game, as one player can become the team's Leader, being in charge of almost everything, such as base upgrades, defenses, shops, banks, support, and economy. Attackers/Fighters are what you expect; players on the team that attack the enemy team (The Noob/Zombie team). They rely on their Leader for placing and upgrading the Shop, which allows them to access weapons and perks. Some NVZT2 maps are better than others, such as High Assembly, which has a gold mine that players can reach.
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Joe: YEAH! LEVEL 30!
Bob: Did you a glitch or lapping?
Joe: Neither, I'm just that-
Bob: Super Zombie?
Joe: &@#$ %&( #@%^%$^!!!!!!!
Bob: Did you a glitch or lapping?
Joe: Neither, I'm just that-
Bob: Super Zombie?
Joe: &@#$ %&( #@%^%$^!!!!!!!
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