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Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012
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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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zombie

a half dead thing that is mistaken for a canabel it is a living creature that eats it surrodings
Oh no wauch out for that walker

that zombie is going to eat you
by the litest person evaa December 11, 2017
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Scooby Doo: Zombie Island

Probably the coolest Scooby Doo movie ever produced. The internet will likely argue however that Scooby Doo 2 was much better however. I argue that Scooby Doo: Zombie Island had the most bad ass zombies ever and if you haven't seen those Confederate zombies, you're missing out. Call of Duty only wishes their zombies were this fucking cool.
Scooby Doo: Zombie Island was the first movie that might've legitimately scarred little kidsfor life. If that doesn't sound like it did it's job then I don't know what will.
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017
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Zombie

You're a zombie
by GayLordNelson69 February 6, 2019
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the zombie

(to do a Zombie)

When an individual goes downtown to a lady and grabs her boobs at the same time, having his/her arms extended towards, looking like a zombie
Lay down so I can do the zombie to you all night long.
by naki_thompson May 2, 2019
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Camden Zombies

A Camden Zombie is a Heroin Addict that walks the street like Dawn of the Dead, glassy eyes, slow walking, and unaware of their surroundings.
Walking down Broadway at midnight looks like the Thriller video because of the Camden Zombies
by RevRun February 7, 2018
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