two part episode

when you excrete excrement and feel the need to do so again soon after

"I think the dump I took earlier I thinks its gona be a two part episode"

by seanbasil89 August 12, 2009

two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode

that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.

by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013

Poo-man-two

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously

wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.

by hugecockjohnson June 29, 2009

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

by mallot January 13, 2008

put that on two wheels

Seeing something or someone so desirable that you would put it or them on a two wheel dolly cart and run off

Bro 1: Damn bro did you see the ass on the girl that walked past

Bro 2: I'd put that on two wheels if you know what I'm saying

Bros: Hahahahaha

by Captain 66 June 12, 2014

two piece and a biscuit

when you hit a punk poo buddy ass neck runnin mutha fucka with a combo left jab right hook and then finish them off with a devastating blow to the body

Art Vandelay: hey what you doin talking to my bitch homeboy?
Crazy Joe Davola: what's it look like sucka. u wanna get fresh?
Art Vandelay: hows a two piece and a biscuit sound for yo azz?

by straight g nigga May 14, 2011