triple piston

When a man, nude, between two females, as he is fingering both of them, one of them has a hand on his balls and the other is jerking his penis vigorously until they all get off.

Looks like a triple piston kind of night.

by triple piston December 12, 2012

Triple Optic

Third eye, Reason, Consciousness. Used heavily in UG hip hop.

Damn, that girl has some crazy triple optic. Yeah shes down.

by infiniteimagination July 8, 2012

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Triple Nining

verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.

Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.

by dstiles October 7, 2013

Dirty Triple

Aust. Slang. Regional: Victoria - South East

A Dirty Triple is attendance at the three (arguably) scummiest clubs in the south east region in the same weekend.

I.e. Noizy on Thursday, the Bez on Friday, and Blitz on Saturday

"Hey I'm doing the dirty triple this week-end, wanna come?"

"Sorry man, that's way too hardcore for me, besides I have ( excuse ) on ( Thursday/Friday/Saturday )."

by NoizyBezBlitz April 18, 2012

TRIPLE O.C.

A 'Triple Original Creep'. Also known as an ''over the hill'' aged, ugly, tore-up, used and abused undercover or prior pedifile. Profiles commonly look like soccer dad tweekers in large dark trucks or resemble a gang affiliated drop-out dopefiend. Tend to stalk mothers of children of non blood relation and bribe and blackmail for reproduction and mass population increase of their offspring. Also known to purchase and ingest large amounts of drugs (crystal meth) and lottery scratchers to con victims into low-priced-bribed pregnancy commitments. Lifestyle, stalker dopefiend tendicies and psychopathic ways normally pass onto the male offspring of the suspect.

Oh No! Theres that creepy old tweeker driving down my street, following and watching me again. He is older than my dad and possibly grandpa is! He freaks me out! HELP me from Triple O.C. before he becomes fatal!

by JENIFURR LOPEZ December 10, 2011