by Vf500f November 21, 2018

Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!
Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome
Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
by Fat ass Rick May 4, 2018

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
by emmileejoe September 18, 2017

by Augustluvs_kpop November 25, 2024

by hamchoi69 December 31, 2020

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011

by ChicagolandSeagul March 6, 2022
