Golden Sea

A bathtub or other large fluid container intended for humans that is filled with urine.

"When you're on a golden sea, you don't need no memory. Live in the moment and appreciate the urine."

by Fexxis March 14, 2024

Sea Pineapple

an edible ascidian usually consumed in the Korean penninsula. They live in shallow waters, commonly attached to any surface like socks and artificial structures.

"So I was diving about, and I say a sea pineapple attached to this boat."

by yogha March 18, 2024

Golden Sea

A bathtub or other large container intended for water filled with human urine.

Person 1: So I went into the bathroom, and the bathtub was just full of piss.
Person 2: Woah, it was a golden sea!

by Fexxis April 1, 2024

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas

pirate

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

by mm 9 September 22, 2025

sea

A pool consisting of large numbers of people and entities who fulfill certain criteria, e.g. being glued to their devices

Everywhere I look, my friends and family are glued to their screens, scrolling endlessly or binge-watching shows. It’s like I’m surrounded by a sea of "iPad kids"—a backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids".

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Sea Kelpie

noun

A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.

Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.

Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.

Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."

by starvingRD October 2, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025