When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019
Get the Put that peanut butter on the jellymug. An unusual Sexual Roleplay game in which you, and your partner, act out a unique “consensual non-consent” fantasy involving the Dominant Partner placing a large peanut between the ass cheeks of the Submissive Partner, who is unable to resist or defend themselves (typically because they are physically weak to resist from severe illness, or exhaustion).
The Peanut Game continues with the Dominant Partner regularly “checking and inspecting” the condition and placement of the Large Peanut still located in the Submissive Partner’s rectal region. In between the “check ups”, the Dominant Partner may utilize pain, humiliation, or withhold medical services as a method of control for their own sexual pleasure. Traditionally, water guns are utilized to humiliate a Submissive Partner incapacitated by illness. Depending on the condition of the Submissive Partner… the physical, mental, or emotional pain caused by The Peanut Game can be so intense that it can result in the need for medical or hospital services (especially if the Submissive Partner needs to be rescued by his friend and admitted to the hospital).
The Peanut Game is considered a sub-genre of BDSM, and involves a special Master/Slave Relationship, and to some extent can mimic a pseudo Rape Play experience… Putting the Submissive Partner as "the victim", and the Dominant Partner as a Bill Cosby type position.
The Peanut Game continues with the Dominant Partner regularly “checking and inspecting” the condition and placement of the Large Peanut still located in the Submissive Partner’s rectal region. In between the “check ups”, the Dominant Partner may utilize pain, humiliation, or withhold medical services as a method of control for their own sexual pleasure. Traditionally, water guns are utilized to humiliate a Submissive Partner incapacitated by illness. Depending on the condition of the Submissive Partner… the physical, mental, or emotional pain caused by The Peanut Game can be so intense that it can result in the need for medical or hospital services (especially if the Submissive Partner needs to be rescued by his friend and admitted to the hospital).
The Peanut Game is considered a sub-genre of BDSM, and involves a special Master/Slave Relationship, and to some extent can mimic a pseudo Rape Play experience… Putting the Submissive Partner as "the victim", and the Dominant Partner as a Bill Cosby type position.
James almost died from playing The Peanut Game with a Crazy Latina during Covid… Luckily Matt came in and saved James by getting him to a doctor.
by Freedom Ain’t Free February 26, 2023
Get the The Peanut Gamemug. by Likkittysplit January 23, 2023
Get the Peanut kissesmug. by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023
Get the peanut butter Nellymug. Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
Get the what happened to this peanut buttermug. by 1willy April 8, 2011
Get the three nut peanutmug. An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
Get the Peanut the squirrelmug.