Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.

by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017

Tennessee mud jug

The Tennessee mud jug is the act of fucking a woman and you have a lip full of Copenhagen, you proceed to pull out and spit the dip into her vaginal canal and proceed to fuck.

yo I Tennessee mud jugged the fuck out of that girl, she got buzzed as hell.

by Noah Edmund 420 July 4, 2019

The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

by BLynch March 14, 2008

throw some mud

takin a mean ass shit

dude i gotta throw some mud

by potocki July 10, 2007

cleveland mud fight

When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.

Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?

by Chip Duglas January 30, 2014

mud duck

a redneck white girl that walks like a duckk and likes mudd!

my cousin is a pretty little mud duck.

by lblovee. September 9, 2009