Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:
1. 1 is half two
2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)
9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)
3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2
Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"
4. Addition is up
5. Subtraction is down
6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction
7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5
7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"
8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4
9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals
10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
1. 1 is half two
2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)
9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)
3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2
Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"
4. Addition is up
5. Subtraction is down
6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction
7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5
7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"
8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4
9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals
10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
by Mr Bin September 11, 2023
by sharterdarterthefirestarter July 02, 2022
Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!
by Bretorious April 12, 2011
by Mistergerhald June 21, 2022
Bro 1:yoo did you hear of the new op weapen in *insert game name*?
Bro 2:yes i did and holy that op
Bro 1:i know right?im totally gonna rule 9007 that crap
Bro 2:yes i did and holy that op
Bro 1:i know right?im totally gonna rule 9007 that crap
by Mistergerhald June 23, 2022
Refraining from engaging with people you don’t know on social media, even when you have the power to destroy their argument.
“Jack’s comment on Liz’s status infuriated me, but I don’t know the guy so I had to exercise The Bearfield Rule”
by SC dubs September 29, 2018
When you're playing Beer Pong and the ball goes past the opposition and underneath a shit load of furniture, everyone starts counting down from 5 and if the ball is not found, you either drink 3 swigs or sell items of the furniture.
The balls gone underneath the furniture! The Dickinson rule! Sell everything!
Or...you've been Dickinsoned
Or...you've been Dickinsoned
by PJeffz August 09, 2015