by Boydo December 21, 2007
Get the jovi punched mug.a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins
by declanisromped April 21, 2008
Get the punch the walrus mug.by smakkdown October 4, 2007
Get the puppy punch mug.All of these other definitions are wrong. A Donkey Punch is when you're having sex doggy style and when she is about to orgasm you punch her in the kidney. It will knock the air out of her intensifying the orgasm and making her gasp so hard for air that she makes a "Hee-Haw" sound like a donkey, hence the name.
My girl friend was so loud after the Donkey Punch I gave her last night that my room-mate thought there was a donkey show in my room.
by Den494 March 18, 2010
Get the Donkey Punch mug.A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they:
a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or
b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.
When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.
It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.
Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"
a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or
b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.
When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.
It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.
Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"
"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"
"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"
"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"
by asbellonibloods June 3, 2009
Get the Breakfast Punch mug.When you get a paper or booklet from an instructor, and they haven't bothered to use a hole punch. You have to use the rings of your binder to punch the holes, usually resulting in uneven and off-center holes.
"Man, I wish Mr. Smith would learn to use a damn hole punch, my binder's all messy from all the ghetto punches.
by dor ecup April 2, 2009
Get the ghetto punch mug.A sexual maneuver in which the male participant ejaculates onto his clenched fist, then proceeds to punch his female companion in the face. A variation of the timeless classic: the jelly roll.
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