poo-stain

A person that no one likes and extremely resembles a stain left by a poop.

Maya is such a poo-stain!

by Salty potatoe May 16, 2019

poo lord

The creator of space ham and time, and btw has really really really big shlong, gets all da babes, and kinda obese

Poo lord is da best

by Poo_lord8 January 19, 2021

boopy poo

a squishy poop

(pronounced boo-pee-poo)

Person 1: hey what's that in the bathtub?
Person 2: must bee boopy poo

by SeaweedBrain69 September 18, 2020

poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female

Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

by dupieman 2009 a.k.a. bloons July 26, 2009

poo roller

A poo roller is the name given to a small piece of excrement that has been left behind in ones undergarments.

To be classed as a 'poo roller' the piece of excrement should be at least the size of a raisin, anything smaller and it is mealy a stubborn poo stripe or a textured skid mark. It should also be no larger than a grape as this then falls in to the category of a normal poo and would probably weigh too much to remain in ones undergarment.

For Example: At school when you had a swimming lesson (for those fortunate enough too have that facility) you would all get changed together and leave your undergarments hanging over the peg in the changing rooms. It was then common practice for children to then inspect the undergarments of other children in the search of poo stripes or skid marks.
Whilst this sneaky inspection was being carried out, sometimes as the elastic on the undergarment was lowered for inspection a small piece of excrement would roll freely (sometimes high into the air depending on the undergarments elastic) and resulting in either hitting the inspector straight in the face or speeding along the ground towards other petrified onlookers.

So be warned and watch out for that 'poo roller'!

by H20's April 4, 2008

meanie poo

Someone who has done something to cause the feeling of poo in another. Such as the act of being a meanie butt or meanie pants

Sally was being a meanie poo when she called me stupid.

by themostcreative February 21, 2012

Poo Party

A party in which all of the activities involve poo. Diarrhea is used for finger painting and diarrhea balloon fights (funnels are suggested for getting the diarrhea into the balloons, but getting poo all over you is half the fun). Solid poo is used for spin the poo (you get a dirty sanchez or a cleaveland steamer instead of a kiss), pin the poo on the donkey (the face of another party-goer is a great substitute when you're fresh out of donkeys), and sculpting poo (poo can be baked to preserve your work). Poo with corn and peanuts serves as a great snack while poo smoothies are a great thirst quenchers, and poo burritos are a treat everyone will love. The best poo parties always end with a butt fiesta.

It is suggested that party-goers eat a big meal, preferably chock full of beans, and take laxatives before attending to really increase the level of poo fun. And, if you want to get the party started a little early, wear a diaper all day before attending. That way, you should have plenty of poo ready to go when the poo party starts.

Those cool kids at the Palo Alto House throw the best poo parties! I wish I had as much fun with my poo as those crazy kids.

Did you hear about that poo party Brad held last weekend? I hear Ward showed up and had everyone chili dog her while she masturbated to a picture of Villiers, the poo party queen.

by poo party panda December 9, 2008