No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Tak's Paradox

Tak's paradox is a theory created which states that teacher's care about mental health and want you to not work as hard as you do to get good grades. The problem with that is if you take a break, then you end up getting low grades on your assignments. Therefore, the theory states that students are always trapped in a constant loop of pain either cuz of low grades or because of high workload and stress.

The teachers didn't take Tak's paradox into consideration.

by Father Tak October 22, 2020

Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox

“If an education system’s goal is to educate and prepare its recipients for the real world, then why are the graduates so uneducated, and under prepared?”

-Demitri Sconavar

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John: “how do the leaders of our society not understand that what they’re doing is immoral and violates the human rights of a group of individuals?”

Jane: “Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox”

by Charli3 Black October 1, 2020

The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)

Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.

by Jamietfan October 14, 2020

Car Climate Paradox

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly

“I keep telling Susan that the Car Climate Paradox is making her hot in her car during the winter”

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

The Shonda Rhimes Paradox

When a black person are always bound to find themselves in a relationship with someone of the opposite race, typically a white person. It is typically uncommon for people caught in this paradox to date another black person.

Andre: Man, all my past relationship has been with White Women.

Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.

by BOI64 February 4, 2021