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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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long neck vagina

Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe
Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!
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neck bone soup

a girl giving a blowjob to a guy
"Yo hit me up with some neck bone soup"
by onalosseplmao February 18, 2017
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Wind your neck in

When someone is getting lairy and needs to calm down
wind your neck in and stop being a haddock
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Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.
by v4life68 November 9, 2012
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Neck Level Angry

Neck Level Angry is a term common in Holland and in particular in some of the older duchy's. The term is used to refer to someone who is extremely angry or irritated to the extent of becoming violent. The term is thought to have originated in the Dutch African colonies in the mid 1800s and is commonly believed to refer to South African giraffes who have extremely sensitive necks and can become enraged when their necks are touched.
Did you see Claude the Wind Mill owner? He was neck level angry about not getting his cheese delivery!
by Von Green August 11, 2017
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