Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

monkey noises

The native language of me

Hoo hoo ahh ahh (monkey noises)

by Spoonman1994 April 26, 2021

monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

Monkey Slaps

Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"

by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017

Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018