milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"

by Awrekt February 11, 2018

milk cholate

a black kid raised in a white home

little black boy or "milk chocolate" is living in a wealthy white suburban family."milk cholate"

by zipo00000 March 2, 2011

grape milk

grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween

person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.

by Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh February 2, 2021

Caleb milk

When a pervert wants to draw a picture of his ex on his crushes stomach using cum as his paint and his dick as a paint brush

" last night I caleb milked my crush" -a pervert

by Jdjehduehd May 7, 2019

Bucket of Milk

When a bucket is filled full of milk.

I filled my bucket with milk and now I can drink milk out of my bucket of milk.

by milkbucket June 7, 2020

Downstairs Milk

cum

Melissa: I’m thirsty.
Carson: You want some downstairs milk?
Melissa: Ew, no!

by NC:NoClass June 9, 2020

Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019