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Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John
by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022
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bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.
It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.
by reel tlk July 21, 2022
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Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!
Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'
by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014
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Eker-Bed

•Eker-Bed or also written as Ekerbed is a word in Tamazight language which means “set up , stand up“

• This word was recently used by the Tunisian singer Imen Cherif in her new Song.
- Hello, Eker-bed please!
-I’m tired, leave me alone.
by Tifayur_ December 4, 2020
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bed skydiving

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne
Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.
by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021
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shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.
John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.
by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021
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