Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017

Hammer

This is not a drill

I repeat, this is not a drill (it’s a hammer)

by Kierancraft December 2, 2019

Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019

hammer hand

To hit some one hard af

I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands

by Eli Globe April 20, 2021

Fudge Hammer

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.

"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."

by vintagegamingsystems August 1, 2016

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.

I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.

by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025