National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

mouse ear

a term used in prison used to describe a Kotex used for " that time of the month "

female inmate: I need a mouse ear cause its that time

by Blackhart_inc January 5, 2017

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

ear buggery

When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.

I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.

by Mojazzer November 7, 2023

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

*aggressive bunny ears*

The action or gesture of a person using bunny ears in an aggressive manor to imply that they disagree.

OJ Simpson *aggressive bunny ears* 'didn't' kill his wife...

by Sarcastic&Fantastic101 October 31, 2017