drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

ear stuff

When you stick your dick in an ear and nut so that its muffling their hearing.

Last nights ear stuff was so hot, you couldn't even hear me when i told you to make me a sandwich.

by Fuck u thats my name October 24, 2017

ear nugget

A popular song of low musical value marked by the use of repetitive loops of recycled or unimaginative melodies, simple chord progressions, and inane or puerile lyrics (at best).

Dude! That song is such an ear nugget! It is stuck in my head and I only heard it once!

by reiganjin May 17, 2017

earfuller

A person who criticizes and verbally abuses a person for every little thing that they do.

Roy's wife is sucha earfuller all she ever does is criticize and yells at him all the time!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 18, 2017

Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks

Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!

by lol bruh June 20, 2017

*aggressive bunny ears*

The action or gesture of a person using bunny ears in an aggressive manor to imply that they disagree.

OJ Simpson *aggressive bunny ears* 'didn't' kill his wife...

by Sarcastic&Fantastic101 October 31, 2017

Small Ears

Adj. A insult used against someone who never answers you, or just simply can't hear you. It is not an extreme insult it's a light insult.

Watch this: "HEEY LUUKEEE"
no response
Luke is small ears he ignores everyone.

by Squadalized November 17, 2017