by Pommel Horse August 14, 2008
A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.
F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?
F2: yeah it sucks
F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?
F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.
F2: yeah it sucks
F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?
F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.
by No0nebutM3 May 02, 2018
A conservative, Christian private school that enjoys driving its students to such stress levels that they often compensate by becoming exhausterbated. Homework levels have sometimes been labeled "harmful" or "potentially stressful", although others have found it to more appropriately fall under definition #4 of bitch. (This should not be confused with some of its female teachers and students; definition #3 would be more appropriate.) There is rigorous debate between scholars as to whether or not it should be included on the list of antonyms for chocolate, not the least because the school squelches any legitimaterelationship.
Even though the offender had committed heinous crimes, the court felt that Lexington Christian Academy would be too much for even one such as him to suffer.
by mateo March 12, 2005
2nd base for a christian
Toby: hey babe, wanna get to second base at my place?
Shelby: umm..im a christian
Toby: oh. well then lets christian side hug?
Shelby: I TOLD YOU IM A CHRISTIAN
Shelby: umm..im a christian
Toby: oh. well then lets christian side hug?
Shelby: I TOLD YOU IM A CHRISTIAN
by xXturndaxgurlXx June 05, 2010
Literally hell on earth. If you went to the trash heap of an educational facility I feel sincerely sorry for you. When people think about this school, all they think about are terrible sports, annoying people, and self-righteous, ego maniacs that have to make up lies to feel good about themselves. That place is horrifying. I cannot think of a more appropriate word. Abysmal. Remedial. Ignoramic. I feel sick to my stomach simply writing this definition.
Person 1: "Where do you go?"
Person 2: "Starkville Christian School..."
Person 3: "I am so sorry, but I can no longer be friends with you."
Person 2: "Starkville Christian School..."
Person 3: "I am so sorry, but I can no longer be friends with you."
by StrudelCutie427 June 05, 2015
This is a form of lower back tattoo increasingly adopted by professed Christian young women in some urban areas as a means of displaying their religious faith and commitment. Specifically, the Cross, the Rock of Ages, the Holy Bible, and the "WWJD" acronym have become more prevalent as a substitution for the usual "ass antlers" or flowers. This type of tattoo, erstwise identified with girls or women of loose morals, has become increasingly chosen as an alternative religious statement by Godly Christian women as a visible religious statement. Obviously, the wearer must be moderate in her choice of swimwear, not erring by choosing too-brief bikinis (but the 1960's style swimsuits are generally regarded as acceptable) or jeans that ride too low.
We must applaud the sincerity and religious fervor of these women who have chosen Christian tramp stamps to convey the Good News.
by Chili Dog Echo January 10, 2009
Cool people who, unlike their fundamentalist counterparts, don't need to turn their backs on modern science to keep their faith alive
The famous Jewish philosopher Maimonides once said that if science conflicts with Scripture, then it must be Scripture we have misunderstood.
It's sad these words of wisdom died out so long ago
Since creationists are likely to disagree with the idea that modern science like evolution is sufficiently supported, I'll go ahead and quote the renowned biologist Douglas Futuyma,
"The statement that organisms have descended with modifications from common ancestors—the historical reality of evolution—is not a theory. It is a fact, as fully as the fact of the earth's revolution about the sun."
Theodosius Dobzhansky had this to say in his famous paper "Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution",
"I am a creationist and an evolutionist. Evolution is God's, or Nature's method of creation. Creation is not an event that happened in 4004 BC; it is a process that began some 10 billion years ago and is still under way."
He also wrote,
"Does the evolutionary doctrine clash with religious faith? It does not. It is a blunder to mistake the Holy Scriptures for elementary textbooks of astronomy, geology, biology, and anthropology. Only if symbols are construed to mean what they are not intended to mean can there arise imaginary, insoluble conflicts. ...the blunder leads to blasphemy: the Creator is accused of systematic deceitfulness."
The famous Jewish philosopher Maimonides once said that if science conflicts with Scripture, then it must be Scripture we have misunderstood.
It's sad these words of wisdom died out so long ago
Since creationists are likely to disagree with the idea that modern science like evolution is sufficiently supported, I'll go ahead and quote the renowned biologist Douglas Futuyma,
"The statement that organisms have descended with modifications from common ancestors—the historical reality of evolution—is not a theory. It is a fact, as fully as the fact of the earth's revolution about the sun."
Theodosius Dobzhansky had this to say in his famous paper "Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution",
"I am a creationist and an evolutionist. Evolution is God's, or Nature's method of creation. Creation is not an event that happened in 4004 BC; it is a process that began some 10 billion years ago and is still under way."
He also wrote,
"Does the evolutionary doctrine clash with religious faith? It does not. It is a blunder to mistake the Holy Scriptures for elementary textbooks of astronomy, geology, biology, and anthropology. Only if symbols are construed to mean what they are not intended to mean can there arise imaginary, insoluble conflicts. ...the blunder leads to blasphemy: the Creator is accused of systematic deceitfulness."
Liberal/progressive Christians do not believe in a deceiving God. They know that, considering the overwhelming amount of evidence for evolution, to deny it would be equivalent to denying the existence of ancient Rome or Greece.
by Submitters of Words June 07, 2011