Chinese

Something I was years ago.

Years ago, I was Chinese

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2024

Chinese bullet train

An act of sex which often incurs two large breasted Asian women punching each testicle as one does with a speedbag in boxing

Bob: Hey Jim! I heard the Chinese Bullet Train you had last night was a wild time

Jim: Yeah for sure

by Brontar April 18, 2023

Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl simultaneously shoves a finger into your asshole and your pee hole.

Jojo gave me the Chinese finger trap last night. She’s a keeper.

by St. Thomas Acquinas February 27, 2021

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Chinese Pecker Trap

The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.

Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.

by Ryselin August 5, 2020

Chinese government

Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.

I'm against the Chinese government

by 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 October 7, 2023

Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore

Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*

by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022