Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020

brandon

biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.

“why is brandon so sad?

“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”

by kilyurmom420 February 16, 2020

Brandon

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s

Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke

by Adam2356 February 18, 2020

Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.

“Dude you are such a Brandon”

“There goes Brandon puking again”

by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020

Brandon

a guy who is extremely loud and funny he will make you laugh but he is also annoying

Brandon SHUT UP!!

by Boy in school February 26, 2020

Brandon

A short soccer player. He wants to know all the tea and won't stop annoying you till he knows. The opposite of sexy. Thinks he is good at everything.(but his siblings are cute)

"Brandon is soooooo short and annoying"

by kitkat601 March 4, 2020