The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
by J.D.N. August 13, 2006
Get the ultimate wet willymug. This is when a person engaged in an eating competition starts enjoying food they are eating, and their body slows down to savor the flavor, causing them to eat slower, and lose the competition.
Bob: Bill, Crazy Legs is really starting to slow down with the donuts here. What do you think is happening?
Bill: Well Bob, it looks like the willy wonka affect is kicking in. He's enjoying the food instead of seeing it as a barrier. There's no way he is going to break this record today.
Bill: Well Bob, it looks like the willy wonka affect is kicking in. He's enjoying the food instead of seeing it as a barrier. There's no way he is going to break this record today.
by A-Tank November 24, 2006
Get the willy wonka affectmug. When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....
I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"
by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006
Get the One-Eyed Willymug. by Wapsi Willy - Ghost Five 11 April 23, 2018
Get the wapsi willymug. by EndMySuffering-1 January 11, 2018
Get the silly billy willymug. inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear
Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.
by Nikki-Rae December 7, 2005
Get the safe wet-willymug. General reference to average American from a middle to lower socio-economic class. Rube, redneck, NASCAR watchin' beer drinkin' white male.
"Every Willie T-Neckbone will want these Dale Earnhardt mudflaps for their 4x4, if we throw in a Tim McGraw CD."
by T. C. Johnson August 13, 2006
Get the Willie T-Neckbonemug.